Friday, January 17, 2014

The Bachelor Update 1

The Bachelor. So much bad drama you just can't pass it up. Can you say Juan-uary?! This season so far ... <3 Juany Pabs. He's possibly the least boring bachelor to date.What do we love about him? 1. His accent. 2. His dancing skillz. 3. You thought I was going to say his abs, didn't you? Psh. Whatever. His pecs. And he seems like a genuinely nice guy.
Juan Pablo
Episodes 1 and 2 so far you've missed a bunch of girls getting out of limos and one crazy drunk girl making a fool of herself. In other words, not much. My favorite girls as of week 2 are:

Renee
1. Renee, the 32 year old mom. Let's hear it for the oldER girls!
2. Andi, the Assistant District Attorney. I was glad she at least had *some* reservations about going nude in the photo shoot.
3. Sharleen, she got the first impression rose. Opera singer. She seems intelligent.

Least favorite:

Dog Lover
1. Kelly, the DOG LOVER. Yeah, that's what is listed as her occupation. What a FREAKING joke. Like, seriously.
2. Cassandra, the former NBA dancer/mom. She's a fakey-fake only trying to get more celebrity status because the father of her child is Rodney Stuckey.
3. Christy. I don't know why, she just bugs.

Who are your faves and least faves? Inquiring minds want to know!

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